NaPoWriMo is going strong at Day 19. Today's prompt, which is totally awesomesauce, is: "Write a poem in the form of a personal ad! Or, if you like, try any kind of want ad. Personal ads, though, do have a kind of poetry to them."
I used to read City Paper's and Philadelphia Weekly's personals with great glee. These days, Craigslist ads are de rigueur, but are usually so obscene, it isn't fun. I have heard some OK Cupid horror stories, from friends and Jezebel. I wish you could read OKC without an account.
While those are fun (and shudder worthy) I decided to do something a little more topical.
Here are my efforts for Day 19:
"Secular Humanist ISO a god/goddess/idol to explain this week's events. At a loss to continue rationalizing the actions of others. Looking for comfort in blind faith/trust in an immortal being. Gender unimportant. Must be a non-smiter. No fatties."