Monday, May 13, 2013

Horoscope for May 13

Today's WNG writing prompt: Rewrite your horoscope for opposite day. If you have time when you're done, work that up into a poem or use it to jump into another 3-5 line paragraph. No pressure.


From Horoscope.com:

You generally enjoy your dreams, Cancer, both the dreaming process and analyzing them later. But tonight you might have too many to keep track of. While you will probably recall the most significant ones, it may be frustrating if you forget any of them. This might be the day to start a dream diary, if you don't have one. Have fun!

Me:

Your life is an unending series of nightmares.  There are too many to remember and record but they are there haunting your subconscious night after night without end.  Today may be the day you call up a therapist.


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From The California Astrology Association:

This is an excellent time to begin a new business enterprise or any new venture. You have the drive and courage to make your vision a reality. You feel great physically, and your confidence and optimism are high, so whatever you attempt now is likely to succeed.

Me:

Keep your head down at work this week and your nose to the grindstone.  Your continued fear and lack of imagination will ensure your employment in middle management for years to come.  Expect your ulcer to act up but do not expect to get a doctor's appointment for at least two weeks.  Everything you touch turns to shit.


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From Cafe` Astrology:

Today, you may be playing a supportive role to someone, but you could be feeling taken advantage of. Unwittingly today, you might reveal a secret or too much information. Otherwise, it's a good day for all things creative and for imaginative undertakings. You may be a tad withdrawn now, and possibly quite sensitive, so try not to schedule activities that require competitive or demanding energies. The Moon does enter your sign this morning, and this brings emotions to the surface as well as more visibility (others take note).

Me:

Today, others will be lifting you up and cheering you on.  People place their faith and trust in your discretion.  Today will be a good day to utilize your logic and practicality.  Go out for Happy Hour with your co-workers and have a carousing good time.  You will party into the wee hours with little repercussions.  The Sun is shining on you today.


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