From Augusten Burroughs' "Possible Side Effects", p246
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Hmm, more caveman than Yoda. Let's try another source.
From David Rakoff's "Don't Get Too Comfortable", p128
- Held am I which in pity or contempt the of reminder physical the becoming somehow or, welcome its overstaying object the about think to want don't really I and. Ego artistic of sense any of out them keep they if care much don't I but, make I things the unwrap people watch I when moment lovely a it's.
Well, this is better. Let's (um, me) alter some of David's words and see what happens:
- Held, am I, in pity or contempt. The reminder of the physical becoming the object I don't want to think about. Ego, artistic sense, they care much, but I don't. Unwrap people, watch the lovely moment.
Eh, it's an experiment. Grab something you enjoy reading or don't enjoy reading and discover a new way to play with words.